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Tim McMullen’s AC-DC Sock-It-To-Me Talkin’ Blues
A talking blues about the gay-bashing hysteria from Anita Bryant and Jesse Helms to George Bush and his anti-gay marriage amendment. A variation of Paul Stookey’s great Talking Candy Bar Blues (Paul of Peter, Paul, and Mary).
Only One Way (The AC/DC Sock-It-To-Me Talkin’ Blues)
Dedicated to Anita Bryant and the Joint-Chiefs of Staff
I went down for some Florida sun,
Nothin’ in mind ‘cept to have a little fun.
Standin’ on the beach—it’s a beautiful day—
Lookin’ all around for a place to lay.
Got my lunch packed—in my knapsack—
That’s the day I found out why
They call ‘em “Sandwiches”:
‘Cause of the sand which is
In the sandwiches.
Well, I lay for an hour
Gettin’ hotter and hotter;
I decided I’d rather take to the water.
I swam on out, not payin’ any mind
When a floatin’ log come up an’
Hit me from behind.
I started drinkin’!
Then, I started sinkin’!
I had the unpleasant feelin’
I was goin’ down
For the third time!
Then the lifeguard did what lifeguard’s do:
He pulled me out,
But I was turnin’ blue—
There was so much water
Where the air should be
There was only one way
He was gonna’ save me
So, he did it!
Tipped my head back;
Pulled my tongue out
And proceeded to resuscitate me—
Mouth to Mouth.
After two or three minutes
I was breathin’ again.
I opened my eyes and said,
“Thank you, Friend!”
When up marched a crowd of men and women
Not lookin’ like they were goin’ swimmin’.
They yelled, “Faggots!
Dirty, filthy maggots!
You’ll pay for this lascivious display!”
Turned out it was some kinda’ crazy crusade
Had ‘em all riled up; they were really afraid.
Then the Orange Juice Lady began to pray:
“The Lord wants you to screw in just one way—
Missionary fashion—sex, without passion—
“Thank God, he’s done quick,
Dallas (Jerry Springer) is on tonight!”
As they took us away, they spied a young couple
Who were gettin’ it on, real lithe and supple
She’d pulled up her skirt;
He’d pulled down his pants;
There was no need to guess,
You could tell at a glance
They were fornicating—there in the sand—
Everybody gave ‘em a great big hand
For humping each other The American Way!
Well, we both escaped, no thanks to them.
Now I’m real careful where I swim!
But I hear that Anita’s headin’ out West—
(Or Orrin, or Jesse, or Newt)
[Insert the demagogue of your choice]
…Not gonna’ give those gays a rest!
Now, I don’t mean to be blatant,
But could she/he be latent?
I mean, who else would raise up such a fuss?
Not us, would we? Would we?
When these voyeuristic busybodies finally relent
And sex is no longer a political event,
I hope things have changed to this extent:
We respect the privacy of mutual consent.
©1977 Tim McMullen All Rights Reserved
L stands for Lesbian
Just an FYI, I do NOT hate Lesbians. I know many Lesbians. Most of these Lesbians I know do scare me. So before you attack me, just remember I do NOT hate Lesbians, I rather love my Lesbian friends, they just scare me because of how aggresive they can be.
ALSO, some additional info before all you lesbians decide to go all militant bull dyke on me because of this blog.
1) This is in the ENTERTAINMENT section
2) I’m not a str8 man hating gay people, I’m a gay man poking fun at our own sterotypes, there are sterotypes for a reason, their based on truths of a group.
3) If you can’t laugh at yourself, how can you ever be expected to enjoy life
4) If you seriously think this is for real, you seriously need to LIGHTEN UP! It’s just a YouTube video.
5) If you do get angry and pissed because of this, maybe it is b/c in psychological terms that something I said in this blog is TRUE about YOURSELF, and your ashamed to have it broadcasted across the internet. Maybe instead of attacking me like some angry mob, you look inside of yourself and find out why you are angry with yourself, and learn to practice compassion for others, and learn to laugh and stupid things like this. There is already enough hate in this world.
6) I do NOT hate Lesbians
I don’t have a problem being sterotyped as a flaming homo, but then again I make sure I prove those sterotypes wrong “myself”. Why don’t you do the same instead of whining and bitching about them in your comments. Prove me wrong instead of berating me, because that only proves “my” point, not yours.
A sterortype is by definition “A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image.” There are sterotypes for a reason, even if they only conform to a small number of people in a group, they were still created because of some fact or truth about that group. So get over it! And I have NEVER said anywhere in this video that all lesbians are like this, so quit your bitching and think I’m refering to every bush diving dyke.
In addition, where I live the majority of lesbians who make themselves known fall 100% into this video. So if you don’t want to be characterized by lesbian sterotypes then I suggest you bitch at the bull dykes who act like this.
Or better yet, go make a video of your own against gay men, it won’t bother me. Because I know the sterotypes out there for most gay men aren’t true about myself, and only I can tell myself that. You want to poke fun at them go right ahead, I’ll probably be right there laughing next to you because I probably will know people your talking about.
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