I feel so bad for this kid. But let’s get some lulz, eh? www.youtube.com PS: My pin says “Sorry I missed Church on Sunday. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.”
Tag Archives: Rights
HRC’s Lara Schwartz talking marriage on CNN
HRC Legal Director and Chief Legislative Counsel Lara Schwartz discusses recent victories for marriage equality on CNN’s Situation Room
Lesbian Gamer girl is an idiot.
Lesbian Gamer girl who got banned from xbox live for violating simple terms of service rules, by advertising her homosexuality in her gamer profile and then complains to the press who rag on about it as if it’s a gay rights issue is an idiot, and so are many of the bloggers.
here’s an example of the story I’m talking about;
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/02/26/consumerist-self-identified-lesbian-banned-from-xbox-live/
it’s been reprinted and reworded on just about every major gaming site … complete bullshit, but sure makes for a good beat-up and titillating headline right guys? yeah.
I do not give a rats ass if you’re gay, nor should your personality be so desperately thin so as to somehow force you to BASE your very identity on your sexuality that you feel the need to advertise the fact on your gamer profile, get a personality and a life that’s about more than the type of genitals you prefer to play with.
polly the talking politicat
equality for all.
Tim McMullen’s AC-DC Sock-It-To-Me Talkin’ Blues
A talking blues about the gay-bashing hysteria from Anita Bryant and Jesse Helms to George Bush and his anti-gay marriage amendment. A variation of Paul Stookey’s great Talking Candy Bar Blues (Paul of Peter, Paul, and Mary).
Only One Way (The AC/DC Sock-It-To-Me Talkin’ Blues)
Dedicated to Anita Bryant and the Joint-Chiefs of Staff
I went down for some Florida sun,
Nothin’ in mind ‘cept to have a little fun.
Standin’ on the beach—it’s a beautiful day—
Lookin’ all around for a place to lay.
Got my lunch packed—in my knapsack—
That’s the day I found out why
They call ‘em “Sandwiches”:
‘Cause of the sand which is
In the sandwiches.
Well, I lay for an hour
Gettin’ hotter and hotter;
I decided I’d rather take to the water.
I swam on out, not payin’ any mind
When a floatin’ log come up an’
Hit me from behind.
I started drinkin’!
Then, I started sinkin’!
I had the unpleasant feelin’
I was goin’ down
For the third time!
Then the lifeguard did what lifeguard’s do:
He pulled me out,
But I was turnin’ blue—
There was so much water
Where the air should be
There was only one way
He was gonna’ save me
So, he did it!
Tipped my head back;
Pulled my tongue out
And proceeded to resuscitate me—
Mouth to Mouth.
After two or three minutes
I was breathin’ again.
I opened my eyes and said,
“Thank you, Friend!”
When up marched a crowd of men and women
Not lookin’ like they were goin’ swimmin’.
They yelled, “Faggots!
Dirty, filthy maggots!
You’ll pay for this lascivious display!”
Turned out it was some kinda’ crazy crusade
Had ‘em all riled up; they were really afraid.
Then the Orange Juice Lady began to pray:
“The Lord wants you to screw in just one way—
Missionary fashion—sex, without passion—
“Thank God, he’s done quick,
Dallas (Jerry Springer) is on tonight!”
As they took us away, they spied a young couple
Who were gettin’ it on, real lithe and supple
She’d pulled up her skirt;
He’d pulled down his pants;
There was no need to guess,
You could tell at a glance
They were fornicating—there in the sand—
Everybody gave ‘em a great big hand
For humping each other The American Way!
Well, we both escaped, no thanks to them.
Now I’m real careful where I swim!
But I hear that Anita’s headin’ out West—
(Or Orrin, or Jesse, or Newt)
[Insert the demagogue of your choice]
…Not gonna’ give those gays a rest!
Now, I don’t mean to be blatant,
But could she/he be latent?
I mean, who else would raise up such a fuss?
Not us, would we? Would we?
When these voyeuristic busybodies finally relent
And sex is no longer a political event,
I hope things have changed to this extent:
We respect the privacy of mutual consent.
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